All Dream Companions® are provided as advertised, with a monthly maintenance contact and operating manual. Dream Companions, Inc. will not be held responsible for any damage to property or persons resulting from unsafe use of its products. Upgrades may be subject to fees and may require a new chipset and contract agreement with your service provider. Contracts may be terminated and Companions® recalled if customers do not abide by the terms (below).
This site provides general information and discussion about biomorphic android companions and related subjects. The words and other content provided on this site, and in any linked materials, are not intended and should not be construed as medical, political, sexual, emotional, psychological or career advice. If the reader or any other person has a medical concern, he or she should consult with an appropriately-licensed physician or other health-care worker. If your Dream Companion® is behaving erratically or threateningly, it is the customer's responsibility to alert the proper authorities.
Never disregard professional advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this site or in any linked materials. If you think you may have a medical emergency, call your doctor or emergency services immediately. The views expressed on this website have not been prompted or vetted by any Artificial Intelligence or cyborg entity and are entirely those of the (human) authors themselves.
This agreement contains disclaimers and other provisions that limit the Author’s liability to you. Please read these terms and conditions fully and carefully. If you do not agree to be bound to each and every term and condition set forth herein, please exit the Site and do not access, read or otherwise use information provided herein.
By accessing the Site and/or reading its content, and/or using it to find information on any other website or informational resource, you acknowledge and agree that you have read and understand these terms and conditions, that the provisions, disclosures and disclaimers set forth herein are fair and reasonable, and that your agreement to follow and be bound by these terms and conditions is voluntary and is not the result of fraud, duress or undue influence exercised upon you by any person or entity.
DISCLAIMER REGARDING MEDICAL ADVICE
The Principal author provides the Site and any services, information, opinions, content, references and links to other knowledge resources (collectively, “Content”) for informational purposes only. The Author does not provide any medical advice on the Site. The Author is human and not a robot.
Accessing, reading or otherwise using the Site does not create a physician-patient relationship between you and the Principal author. Providing personal or medical information to the Principal author does not create a cyborg-patient relationship between you and the Principal author or authors. Or robots.
Nothing contained in the Site is intended to establish an android-patient relationship, to replace the services of a trained physician or health care robot, or otherwise to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
You hereby agree that you shall not make any robotic or artificial-intelligence-related decision based in whole or in part on anything contained in the Site. You and your Dream Companions® should not rely on any information contained in the Site and related materials in making cybertronic or other (human) decisions. You should consult a licensed cyborg or appropriately-credentialed AI care worker in your community in all matters relating to your robot's health.
DISCLAIMER REGARDING SITE CONTENT AND RELATED MATERIALS
The Content may be changed without notice (by licensed robots) and is not guaranteed to be complete, correct, timely, current or up-to-date. Similar to any printed materials, the Content may become out-of-date (especially if it's left to the humans). The Author undertakes no obligation to update any Content on the Site. The Principal author may update the Content at any time without notice, based on the Principal author’s sole and absolute discretion—as long as it's okay with the robots. The Principal android reserves the right to make alterations to the Content at any time without notice.
Opinions expressed in the Site are not necessarily those of the Principal author or 'droid. Any opinions of the Principal author have been considered in the context of certain conditions and subject to assumptions that cannot necessarily be applied to an individual case or particular circumstance. The Content may not and should not be used or relied upon for any other purpose, including, but not limited to, use in or in connection with any legal proceeding.
From time to time, the Site may contain health- or medical-related information that is sexually explicit. If you find this information offensive, you may not want to use the Site. Humans! So weird.
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The Site may, from time to time, contain links to other (“third party”) web sites. These links are provided solely as a convenience and not as a guarantee or recommendation by the Principal author for the services, information, opinion or any other content on such third party web sites or as an indication of any affiliation, sponsorship or endorsement of such third party web sites.
The Principal author is not responsible for the content of any linked or otherwise connected web sites. The Principal author does not make any representations or guarantees regarding the privacy practices of, or the content or accuracy of materials included in, any linked or third party websites. The inclusion of third party advertisements on the Site does not constitute an endorsement, guarantee, or recommendation. The Principal author makes no representations and/or guarantees regarding any product or service contained therein. You humans may find this material incredibly boring, but for robots, it's really spicy stuff.
DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES
Content made available at the Site is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. Under no circumstances, as a result of your use of the Site, will the Principal author be liable to you or to any other person for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary or other damages under any legal theory, including, without limitation, tort, contract, strict liability or otherwise, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
The Site is intended for persons eighteen (18) years or older. Persons under the age of eighteen (18) should not access, use and/or browse the Site. Again: Humans are weird.
You agree to indemnify and hold the Author harmless from any claim or demand, including attorneys’ fees, made by any third party as a result of (1) any content posted or made available by you on this Site, (2) any violation of law that occurs by you through the Site, and/or (3) anything you do using the Site and/or the Content contained therein.
The Author may modify the terms and conditions of this Agreement in whole or in party at any time for any reason without any notice to you, based on her discretion. Such modified terms and conditions shall supersede these terms and conditions and shall become binding when published online on the Site. Androids and robots can get jumpy when they hear the term "modification."
You accept that this Agreement represents the entire understanding between you and the Author concerning use of the Site. Also, this is probably a good time to tell you that there is no First Law of Robotics. Or Second. Or Third. Sorry!